██ DRK

Your content is trapped
in someone else's machine.

We extract it, rebuild it as your own independent website, and hand you the keys. 14 days. No algorithms. No landlords.

// THE PROBLEM

Your best work lives on platforms that bury it, gate it, or delete it on a whim. You don't own your audience, your archive, or your presence. One algorithm change and years of content become invisible.

// THE FIX

The Digital Relocation Kit is a two-person extraction team. We pull your public content out of walled gardens and rebuild it as a site you own outright — searchable, browsable, yours forever.

Data Extraction Report

A custom report and script that catalogs your existing public content — structured, tagged, and ready to move.

Delivered by Josh

Your New Home on the Web

A fully built, customized Neocities personal site — designed, populated with your content, and ready to go live.

Delivered by The Static Room

The Maintenance Manual

A recorded video walkthrough plus a cheat sheet so you can update, expand, and maintain your new space on your own.

Delivered by The Static Room

// WHO THIS IS FOR

You've built an audience on YouTube, Instagram, Substack, or Twitter — and you're tired of renting
You're a creator, educator, or expert whose archive is the asset, not the latest post
You want a home on the web that works for you, not for an ad platform
You're ready to own your digital life but don't know where to start

// HOW IT WORKS

Intake. Fill out the form below. We review your content and confirm the scope.
Extraction. Josh pulls, catalogs, and structures your public content with domain-specific precision.
Construction. The Static Room builds your site, migrates the content in, and customizes the design to fit you.
Handoff. You get the live site, the walkthrough video, and the cheat sheet. It's yours.

Timeline: ~14 days from intake to live site.

// PRICING

$497 one-time — no subscriptions, no upsells

You get all three deliverables. Larger or more complex catalogs scoped on a short call.

// THE TEAM

Josh Sprague

13 years building video-based social apps. Specializes in content extraction, transcript processing, and turning unstructured media into searchable archives.

The Static Room

Builder of weird internet spaces and independent websites. Turns corporate web refugees into proud homeowners on the indie web.

// FAQ

What platforms can you extract from?: YouTube, Instagram, Twitter/X, Substack, WordPress, and most public-facing platforms. If it's on the open web, we can pull it.
Do I need to give you my login credentials?: No. We work exclusively with publicly available content. You never share passwords.
What if I want to keep using the platforms too?: You should. This isn't about deleting your accounts — it's about having a home base you control, so the platforms become distribution channels, not landlords.
Can I update the site myself after?: That's the whole point. The walkthrough video and cheat sheet teach you everything you need. The site is HTML you own — no special tools required.
What's Neocities?: Free static web hosting in the spirit of the old web. No ads, no tracking, no algorithm. Your site, your rules. neocities.org

// INITIATE EXTRACTION

Fill this out and we'll review your content within 48 hours.